Frank's Space

Stolen from Brady's blog. But don't tell him. It's a suprise.

the personals;

First name: Frank

Middle name: Andrew

Birthday: February 27

Birthplace: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia.

Current location: If I was hooked up with some Google Earthage, I'd give exact latitude and other-thing co-ords.

Eyes: Blue.

Hair colour: Brown.

Hair style: Long-ish.

Height: 6'2" or 6'3".

Favourite colour: Impartial (grey?).

Favourite food: Whatever I'm craving at x o'clock.

Shoes you wore today: My new black ones. ?.

Your fears: I fear nothing. There sure are a lot of things that piss me off, though.

Your weakness: Back in the ancient kingdoms, there ruled a tyrannical king in the east who was called Lothar The Terrible. One day, as he was riding through a peasant village, he came across a beggar. The beggar asked for some water, and Lothar drew his sword to slay the evil beggar. But the beggar was a level 12 mage who had a scroll of resistance for slashing weapons. Then the mage busted out a fire conjuring spell, and set Lothar alight, but he did not die. He was doomed to walk the earth ablaze, forever in pain. He hurried to his castle and stayed in the moat for 3 days in an attempt to cool off. After these three days, his soothsayer told him what the omens had commanded. In the north, there lived a powerful Titan who knew how to defeat fire forever. Lothar set out northward straight away, and it took him 3 months to get to the frozen wasteland to find the titan. Upon discovering the Titan, he was told that there was an enchanted lake beyond the edge of the world which would douse the fires, and give Lothar great powers. Lothar then proceeded to head east until he got to the Great Mountains. As he crossed them, the path behind him was shut when mountain ogres tried to attack him. He knew there was no turning back. For two years he wandered the new world in the east, before he finally found what he was looking for. The lake was attended by an old man who, in reality, was a powerful wizard. The wizard told Lothar that he and his descendants would have mind-boggling powers, based on the sign of the eastern zodiac, once he entered the lake. When Lothar was told this, he jumped into the lake straight away, and was given the ability to make nations fall, as well as having the fire put out. Only his hair, which was oily with years of travel, was not doused, completely.

So yeah, since I'm one of his descendants, my hair catches on fire pretty easily. Though I make up for it with my ability to travel through time.

Your perfect pizza: A bunch of stuff on top.

Goal you'd like to reach: WORLD DOMINATION! Derh.

Your most overused phrase: This doesn't count as a phrase, but I have none. Note the lack of quotation marks.

Thought when first waking up: What the fuck is everyone yelling about?

Best physical feature: My eyes. The rest of me is ugly, really.

Your bedtime: Depends on what day. Possibly 11 if I have to get up early.

Most missed memory: Uh, I forget. But I sure do miss it.

Pepsi/coke: Either.

Single/group dates: Since I hate people, single dates.

Are you a smoker: No.

Do you swear: Sure do.

Do you sing: Sure do.

Shower daily: Twice.

Been in love: Oh yes.

Do you want to get married: Eventually, yeah.

Are you a health freak: No, but I expect to die soon.

Like thunderstorms: Yes, but I hate cleaning up after them.

Do you drink alcohol: Sometimes. Restricted to the limit that I could almost be considered a non-drinker.

in the past month, have y0u;

Gone on a date: Possibly. My memory is worth nothing, sometimes.

Eaten a burger: Yes.

Been dumped: No.

Made a new friend: Not to my knowledge. I may have, though.

Made money: Yes.

Cried: No. I haven't been so sad since I got with Jess.

Eaten Oreos: No.

Gone to the movies: Yes. EVERYONE, SEE 'THANK YOU FOR SMOKING'!

Fought with your parents: Yes. They're always all up in my grills.

Read a magazine: I've read gossip magazines over people's shoulders on the train out of boredom.

Gone to a shopping centre: Yes.

Stolen anything: The heart of many-a-fair maiden.

Been on a stage: Yes.

Been beaten up: No.

Gone skinny dipping: Yes. In the SHOWER!

friends & liifee;

Do you ever wish you had a different name: No.

Do you like anyone: Yes! Tee-hee-hee.

Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Nobody.

Who's the loudest: Brady.

Who have you been friends with for the longest: Matt.

Are you close to any family members: Yes.

When you cried the most: Perhaps when I was about 11.

Whats the best feeling in the world: Happy feeling.

Worst feeling: Knowing you haven't done shit you need to.

finish each sentence;

Lets walk on the: road.

Lets run through: the traffic.

Lets look at the: emo who probably went into Allans Music. I'm quite sure he didn't go into Games Workshop, and he sure as hell didn't go into Rebel fucking sports-jock heaven Sports.

Where did all the: flowers go? The young girls took them away.

Why can't you: understand?

Silly, little: humans.

Tell me: baby, what's your story?

I absolutely love: that thing/stuff.

Yesterday: is so predictable.

have you;

Run away from home: No.

Pictured your crush naked: Uh, yeah.

Skipped school: A couple of times.

Broken someones heart: Not to my knowledge.

Cried when someone died: I don't think so.

Wanted something you knew you couldn't have? No.

Done something embarrassing: According to my dad, I AM an embarrassment.

Done any sort of drug: Not any of the illegal ones.

Cried in school: Yeah, but I was despairing at the elitist fuckwits that ran the place.

random;

Your good luck charm: I don't have one, which is why I probably have perpetual bad luck.

Best thing that has happened: A lot of good things, for sure.

Ice - cream: Mango.

Who makes you laugh the most: Me.

Who has a crush on you: ALL THE GIRLS!

Do you have a crush on someone: DON'T NEED TO!

have you ever;

Fallen for your best friend: No.

Made out with a friend: Perhaps.

Kissed two people in the same day: Lol, no.

Had sex with two different people in the same day: Lol, no.

Been rejected: Story of my life!

Been in love: Yeah.

Been used: Yeah. Usually to make people jealous.

Done something you regret: Yep.

Cheated on someone: Never.

Been called a tease: Ha, yeah.

who was the last person;

You touched: Jess, I think.

You talked on the phone to: Jess.

You hugged: Jess

You instant messaged: I don't know. MSN don't work.

You yelled at: No idea. I don't yell at people, really.

Text messaged you: Jess.

Who broke your heart: Oh, you know...

Who told you they loved you: Jess.

favourite on opposite sex;

Hair colour: Depends on what works, really.

Eye colour: Something that stands out. Like "Fuck me! Those are some green/blue/black eyes!" (Friggen Asians).

Personality trait: Like me.

Dress sense: Not like a spas.

Perfume: Ferremones.

Height: A few inches shorter than me.

Funny or sweet: Both.

this or that;

McDonalds or KFC: Maccas.

Club or bar: I don't know. I've not really been out since I turned 18.

Smiles or Tears: Smiles.

Black or white: Black.

Night or day: Night.

Summer or Winter: Winter.

OC or Dawsons Creek: GET! FUCKED!

Comedy or horror: Comedy.

Simpsons or Family Guy: Depends on which one I haven't seen.

almost there;

Did you enjoy this survey: Sho'.

Would you do it again: No.

Would you like people to respond: Yeah.