*Edit - I missed 'Amelie', and 'Under The Bridge' came 6th in '100 Greatest Songs Of All Time' on MusicMax.

Prepare to make gold statues in my likeness, Post-Modernist dogs! (If I weren't white, you may want to have my babies).

Men. Pretty stupid, hey? The main folly of man is just sheer lack of intelligence in two main areas. The first is the inability to see the truth. In other words, to go along with what is not real, to believe it is real, and to be content with this. The second area is the area (of the brain, at least) that makes mother fuckers deal with a situation without punching some cunt out. Civility has been lost with men, and celebrated is the man who has the least reason, and the biggest fists.

Let's deal with area number 1. Men clearly think that they are the stronger sex, and this plays as a disadvantage for those niggers. You see, whilst being played by women, men will feel content and fail to recognise that the wool is being pulled over their eyes.

Relating to that, sex is the only driving force of these primitive pond-scum sucking Jews. If the aforementioned sex is withheld, then, like some kind of serial-raping-locust, the man will move to the next place of relief. This is their main motive behind any action. Shaving, buying a new shirt, even initiating a conversation with a woman. Any of these may be used as a tool for the aqcuisition of sex. This is not even for the survival of the species, but rather just personal pleasure. The very use of contraception and high incidence of single-motherhood in this world can testify to that.

Area number 2, the failure to be able to use diplomacy. You see, to be the biggest and strongest is quite the appeal, not only for sexual purposes (Strength = power = dosh, see Thesis #1), but just for the sadistic pleasure of being able to anihilate another human being, man or woman or child. You see, without the diplomatic prowess to come out on top of any situation, a man will resort to the use of excessive force to resolve his problem. This could include a shove, or beating the other poor fucker over the head with a brick, or putting the cunt's head in a vice until his eyeballs pop out and his face EXPLODES! The simple reward of this is when other mens' sense of self-preservation kicks in, leaving them to steer clear or stay in fear of said brute.

I know some women will accuse me of being innacurate, failing to address the how men hurt women's feelings. You see, though, 'women's feelings' is an oxymoron. Also, men will disagree with this, not giving SUFFICIENT evidence to disprove my argument, and rather will seek to hurt me, instead. It should also be noted that I am not in fact a human being (in heart and soul), and don't group myself as such. That's how I can churn out both of these Thesises.

Frank.

Women: A Frank Menesch Experience Thesis (Prepare to be offended, all Postmodernist dogs!)

Ok. I have no proper structure for this thesis, so don't go complaining to me like some Jew if it doesn't seem to be the best one of all time.

Women. What's the fucking dealio? Charles Manson once said that women were slaves without minds. I disagree. Rather than slaves, they are competing masters. Rather than having no minds, they have no hearts. To them, men are untermenschen (Sub-humans). Only there to ensure their physical survival in forms of material and maybe procreation. Women, to women, are seen as pigs, competing with them for their last spot at the trough. Quite happy to destroy competetors' lives, they break down when it happens to them.

Another feature of women is a lack of a sense of reason. They insist on blowing as much as they can, to impress the image of them as victims (and, in this society of litigation and soft cunts, that is a good thing?) in order to make someone else seem evil, and therefore, will convince others to take sides against their enemy.

When it comes to men, women only want them to get them stuff, really. Over thousands of years of evolution, the instinct of passing genes has disappeared, only to be replaced with the instinct of getting as much stuff as possible. Stuff can be said to be material possessions, but it is also image. Women have no capacity to feel love, so when they hang onto a man, they are mostly concerned about how they'll look to everyone else while being with this person. This will support them as the dominant kind in the eyes of others. They also like to keep as many men in the wings as possible as safety nets. When one falls through, there is a backup.

Lastly, women will always gravitate to the men who treat them the worst. This is experience talking. They will go back to men who have treated them wrong before, or even ones who are jerks to them right now. This is still a mystery of ?psychology?, and is yet to be explained.

Alright, that's about as much momentum as my rage can move with. So, feel free to send me bomb threats or whatever. You cunts don't scare me. I have no sense of self preservation. For all you fans, my thesis on Men follows later in the week.

Walk away and taste the pain.

Frank.