I usually don't post PBPBF songs on here, but I feel like some of you should see this.

 

 

 

Over the horizon
And practically next door
Something to keep your eyes on
Before you hit the floor
A stranger all your life
Who'll always take your side
More value than a knife
Over which they'll let you slide

 

They are there to catch you
And they are there to launch you back

 

For all the friends I have never met
For all of you who I have not thanked yet
To pull me through for what I never get
For all my sides that I have been beset

 

Tell me to fight harder
Tell me there'll be someone
Never be a martyr
You're never gonna run
Curse the coals I walk on
You're always there for me
Higher state to talk from

That you have yet to see

 

They are there to catch me
And they are there to launch me back

 

For all the friends I have never met
For all of you who I have not thanked yet
To pull me through for what I never get
For all my sides that I have been beset

 

<solo>

 

Always standing up for
And always talking down
Never look at nevermore
And dance all over town
Try to keep me alive
For reasons unbeknown
Useful for me to revive
A season far from home

 

Mo, Mil, Kim and Rell and Burgs and Brady
All should know how cheerful they have made me
Mo, Mil, Kim and Rell and Burgs and Brady
Are always there and all prepared to save me

 

Mo, Mil, Kim and Rell and Burgs and Brady
All should know how cheerful they have made me
Mo, Mil, Kim and Rell and Burgs and Brady
Are always there and all prepared to save me

 

For all the friends I have never met
For all of you who I have not thanked yet
To pull me through for what I never get
For all my sides that I have been beset

 

<solo>

You know what's lame?

 

 

Suppose (x)=(ab). Then (y) could be (aab) or (abb), or even (aa) or (bb). Suppose you "like" (x) because of the (a) element, but you weren't too worked up about (b). Then, (y) turns out to be (aab) or (aa). The claim of:

 

 

would be true. BUT, this sign seems to GUARANTEE that you'll, not only like, but love (y). But suppose that the element (x) appealled to the people who liked (b), then (y) could be marketed to people who liked (x), when (y)=(abb) or (bb). So, then, as a (x) liker who liked (a), you'll dislike (y)=(abb), and hate (polar opposite to love) (y)=(bb). So, don't be fooled! This claim is not a guarantee!

 

 

Also, on the Red Hot Chili Peppers message board, I found a site where some girl named Josy did some kick-ass drawings of John Frusciante, among other things. Her site is here. They're quite fucking awesome.

 

 

 

Edit - Kelly is racist. All night long.

You do not know terror until you've been served at Hungry Jack's by Wednesday Addams on crack.

 

In Singapore, possession of more than 15 grams of cocaine results in a mandatory death sentence.

 

Australia: Cocaine is a Schedule 8 (controlled) drug permitting some medical use, but is otherwise outlawed.

 

 

I saw a couple of hobos digging through the bins at Hungry Jack's and got a cup for refils.

Crazy niggers.

 

 

I was walking home tonight, and I got to the corner of the Treasury Casino, where I heard a strange moaning or something. As I neared the traffic crossing, some guy walking next to be speeds up, sticks his head around the corner and yells "Shut the fuck up or sing something proper!". After that, he got into the passenger side of a white car in the middle of the road. I looked behind me at the traffic crossing and there was some old, fat, aboriginal woman sitting with a few possesions, her hand outstetched to passers-by while she sang. It was fairly funny, because the dude who yelled at her was white.

 

 

Such a cool image is on the couch, with a doccumentary on the TV and some nice, warm blankets.

 

 

 

According to dictionary.com, the plural of 'Vagina' is 'Vaginas' or 'Vaginae'. Thanks for not helping, dickfaces!

 

 

The back of the hand of the dope fiend is covered with crusted-over semen, because he can't find a rape victim.

 

Also, go to History Alive 2006. Attached are some pictures of History Alive 2005 (the World War Two ones, anyway).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They're playing Muse in the common room.

 

I think it's coming from Paddy's PC.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Supermassive Black Hole.

Muse.

Inspired by Matt Belamy's love for the Goatse man.

 

That fucker loves goatse.

 

 

 

Also, the emo poster was taken down. I am victorious!

 

Naval combat sucks balls. Thanks, Tom Clancy's 'Red Storm Rising'.

Sherelle is quite cool, despite the fact that she sends me a seemingly infinite amount of fucking chain letters.

 

"Why?", you ask?

 

Well, it's because she loves the Red Hot Chili Peppers...

 

... And she doesn't like Muse or Radiohead. Woo.

 

 

A dove is a glove
That I wear in my heart
And though I like to dress smart
It doesn’t have any part of the world of fashion
And you’re there to put me down
And I’m sick off the frowns that follow me around
I would like the sky but there’s no reason why
She’d say to this world with the nose of a girl
Turned up so loud that it rings sings the cloud
I’ve never been here and though you’re physically near

You’re pushing me away to decay like the day that I loved

There is a girl, blabbing nothing outside my window
What do I have to show
To a world that the only way to destroy
Is to die like a baby boy
I could be happy in infinity
Of the space of my eyelid
But I know I’m somewhere else
Where the words on this page
Are better than the scribling nonsense they are,
And it would be real,
And I eat my last meal
Wish that I could feel
But now I don’t even know if I’m real

There is a printed sign in the FIT common room at uni. It reads:

 

"Thine Emo shalt have fun when in the Green Room"

 

 

Now, I scribbled over it. At the bottom, in black pen, it reads:

 

"'Thine' is the possessive form of 'Thou'.

'Yours emo shall have fun' doesn't make sense, fucknut."

 

 

 

And yeah, I think that's it. Please know I did NOT create that Anthony Kiedis picture from the previous entry.

 

 

 

Edit: I was allowed to give a small talk about the invasion of Normandy at uni today. Woo!

How's about some RHCP pics, then?

 

 

Full Name:   Frank Andrew Menesch
Nickname(s):  Frankie, but only Jacqueline calls me that

Birthday:  27/02/88
Starsign:  Pisces, but you could have looked that up
 
Hometown:   Bris Vegas
Where you live now:  Bris Angeles
 
Height:    6'2"
Weight:    60kgs
Eye Colour:   Blue
Hair Colour:   Brown
Shoe Size:   10, I think.
 
Parent(s):   Ma, really.
Siblings:   Four of 'em, and four half-siblings
 
Good friend(s):  I WISH
Boy/Girlfriend:  I WISH
Pet(s):   Negative
 
Religion:   Norse
Occupation:   None
Life Goal/Dream:  Death... Death SOON!

****FAVOURTIES****

Colour(s):   Red
 
Show(s):  Family Guy and American Dad are always good
Movie(s):  Most Kubrik works... Ya know
Actress(s):  I dunno. Rachel McAdams, 'cause she's hot?
Actor(s):   Anthony Kiedis was in a movie once. In fact, he was in movies before he was in bands
 
Song(s):  Anything by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. From Fight Like A Brave, to Wet Sand. From I Could Have Lied to Turn It Again.
Singer(s):   John Frusciante, Anthony Kiedis.
Band(s):   The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Notable mentions:
John Frusciante
 

Animal(s): Honey Badgers, for the simple fact nobody else likes them. I tend not to like things a lot of other people do. I started REALLY liking the Red Hot Chili Peppers when nobody around me did.
 
Food(s):   Pizza, for sure.
Drink(s):   Coke.
Alcoholic Drink(s):  Vodka with like, lift or something. Most alcohol tastes the same to me. GAY!
 
Memory(s):  I have nothing to be happy about
Personal Item(s):  Gloves, mp3 player... I dunno
Piece Of Clothing:   My RHCP shirts
Best Gift Ever Give To You: Christ, I don't know
 
Sport(s):   DO I LOOK LIKE A JOCK TO YOU, MOTHERFUCKER?!
 
Boys Name(s): Anthony, John, Chad, Mike
Girls Name(s):   Kelly or Madison
 
Book(s):  D-Day and Scar Tissue
Cartoon(s):  Family Guy
 
Flower(s):   I dunno
 
Season(s):   Winter
Holiday(s):   Ski trip into NSW
Trip Away(s):   Field Exercises
 
Board Game(s):  Risk, nigger.
 
Smell(s): Gasoline
Sound(s): My phone being all like "Hey, you got a message, nigger!"
 

****WHAT****

what do you think of the way you look?:  I think my face is alright, but my morbid thinness (which I take pride in) seems to repulse people.
What do you think about your attitude?:  REAL.
 
What do you think about life after death?:  Who cares? Death means not having to live life any more!
What do you think about karma?: Elephants are dumb
 
What do you think about love?: It gets wasted a bunch, especially mine.
 
What do you think about your self?: I must be destroyed.
What do you tell yourself if times get hard?: Give up.
What would you give your life for?: Anything.
 
What do you think about your first love?: Such a fucking angel.
What do you think about the first person that loved you?:  The first one I KNOW of? As above.
 
What are you scared of?: Nothing I'm gonna tell YOUS about.
What was the saddest moment of your life so far:  Right now.
 
What would life be without friends?: Hahaha. Life IS without friends.
Without family?: Lost.
 

****MISC****

If all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be?: The ability to acquire drugs for free, with a plentiful supply.
 
What kind of relationship are you looking for or currently in?: I am not in, nor have I ever been, in a relationship. I seek a relationship in which we are the only two. Pipe DREAM, niggers.
 
Let's say that two days from now the world were to end...what would you spend your last hours doing?:  Laughing at everyone.
 
"Best friend" has become a superficial term over the years, so how would you describe your closest friends and how much they mean to you?:  Non-existant.
 
Are you stereotyped?:  NOPE!
 
Do you prefer short talk or deep conversations?:  Depends on what they're about.
 
Who can you spill your feelings to and feel completely relieved afterwards?: Nobody... At least, not being relieved afterwards. Otherwise, Monique, Milica or maybe Kim.
 
What's a quote that means a lot to you or represents you or your outlook on life?:  Fuck you!
 
When you dream, do you see what's happening in a character's view or camera type view?: 1st person
 
What is your character usually in your dreams?:  Me
 
What do you dream about?: I dream that I fight niggers. With swords and shit. It's like, they're very hard to destroy.
 
Which 5 people do you trust and are open with the most?: Kim, Monique and Milica?
 
What do you think of soul mates?:  I don't know. It'd be great to confirm them.
 
What can’t you live without?:  Oxygen, water, food... You know.
 
What's something you ALWAYS have on you?: Phone.
 
Wouldn't you just love to hug someone right now?:  Sure, why not.
What's your opinion on love?:   It'd be great to see it returned for once.
 
What's a happy memory of a time you've spent with the opp. sex?: And why the FUCK should I tell you?
 
What's the nicest thing any one has ever told you?:  "Death doesn't deserve you."
 
If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to?:  My brother.
 
If you won the lottery what would you do with your, let's say, 18 million dollars?:  House, chauffer, my way into high society and some way to full-on make my wealth expand. Oh, and shallow relationships based on awesome and plentiful sex.
 
What thing always makes your day when it happens/ you see it?:  My being able to help tourists.
What one thing about a friend always pisses you off?:  When they speak down to me.
 
What confuses you the most about life?: People's obsession with staying alive.
 
Do you like your life? Why or why not?:   No. I've failed it.
 
What is your greatest achievement?:  OP 7. Not saying much, huh?
 
What is the one thing you regret?:  I regret a buttload of stuff.
 
What is your inner most dream?:  To have someone all to myself.
 
If you could have one wish, what would it be?:   See above.
 
Do you wish to have children?:   Yes
 
If so, how many?:  Like, 4 or so.
 
What year of your life has been the best for you so far?: 2000.
 
What people have totally had impact on your life?:   A buttload.
 
Is there anyone you ever let go and wish hadn't?:  No.
 
What thought do you find you self thinking of the most daily?: I divided my thoughts into a person (like 80%), RHCP (19%) and misc (1%)
What time do you wake up in the morning?   Morning? Bahahahaha, that's a good one.
 
What is one thing no one else knows about you?:   When I was little, I wanted to be a pediatrician... Or Batman.
 
What is your worst fear?:  I'm not gonna tell yous niggers.
 
Are you a jealous Person?:  Heck yes. It makes me a total jerk, too.
 
Who do you depend on?:  The government. Depend on them to FUCK ME, THAT IS!
 
Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell?:   No.
 
How do you realise anger?:  With a tapioca pudding.
 
What is the first thing you think of in the morning?: "FUCK! Am I STILL alive?"

Joe was watching Alexander this afternoon. There was a large battle. Dust was flying everywhere.

 

Joe: What would happen if you killed your own dude?

Frank: You'd get kicked from the server.

Joe: But what if you can't see and you kill him?

Frank: The server doesn't care. You'd still get kicked.

Matt: He's right, the server doesn't care.

 

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Katie: If you and your son got kidnapped, and the kidnappers gave you the choice of shooting your son or watching him be buried alive, what would you do?

Matt: Shoot my son.

Katie: I knew you'd say that. What about you, Frank?

Frank: Well, I might have things to do that afternoon, so I'd say shoot my son. *hi-five's Matt*

 

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The sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me is "Death doesn't deserve you.".

I have a nice Che Guevara keychain in my wallet.

 

It goes to whoever kills me.

In response to the comments on my last blog entry:

 

 

 

 

 

Saw my uni marks today.

 

Abysmal, to say the least.

 

Looks like I'm gonna have to change degree. Which will leave me at least - AT LEAST - 6 months behind everyone else. I always get left behind, with everything. I am the last person to do things, and to people who have already done them, I'm just some loser kid.

 

See, life is nothing. You are born, you grow old, you eat, and then you die. I am not good looking, I am not athletic, I am not smart and I do not have any decent and unique talents or skills. Now, I have to fuck with my uni, and get some job that'll not be good anyway.

 

Fuck staying in the meat grinder.

 

I just wanna die.