I'm not really rude
I am not a jerk-off
I try to get along
With everyone I know
But they still cast me off

 

Within these walls
I am an outsider
You should hear the things
They say when they think
I can't hear them

 

Everyone hates me
Yeah, everyone hates me
I am a loud
Obnoxious
Boy
And I'm inconsiderate
And I didn't even know it
Well, everyone hates me
Yeah, everyone hates me

 

I don't even belong to
From whence I came
I've had to shift my order
From a stock to my own
And she's the only love I have

 

But everyone hates me
Yeah, everyone hates me
I am a loud
Obnoxious
Boy
And I'm inconsiderate
And I didn't even know it
Well, everyone hates me
Yeah, everyone hates me

 

Everyone hates me
Yeah, everyone hates me
I am a loud
Obnoxious
Boy
And I'm inconsiderate
And I didn't even fucking know it
Well, everyone hates me
Yeah, everyone hates me

Here's a little ditty

'bout Jack and Diane

He was a pussy-boy

"She" was a man

They met in prison

She was there for the sex

And he was the bitch

Of some guy named Tex

 

Oh yeah, life goes on

Even after one's ass virginity's gone

Oh yeah, in their time in the slammer

Both of their asses were relentlessly hammered

 

Here's a story

'bout David and Jan

She used to eat

Lots of buckets of flan

He said if she got

fatter he'd go

She complained

Her metabolism was slow

 

Oh yeah, those scales go on

Especially after one's self-esteem is gone

Oh yeah, the numbers kept growing

And her weight showed no sign of slowing

 

Now here's a tale

'bout a guy named Stan

A born and bred

Native San Fransiscan

He got married

To his best mate Mark

A legally binding

Drunken lark

 

Oh yeah, life drags on

Through the dirt when one's inheritance is gone

Oh yeah, his marriage is over

I mean the one to his wife, his Pinkenba lover

 

Now let me tell you

About a girl named Chloe

All the guys in town

Called her 'blowey'

They're not from Banyo

They're just all assholes

On top of her head

She had a blowhole

 

Oh yeah, that girl carries on

Like no piece of her skull is gone

Oh yeah, that name is swell

Since she also gives fellatio well

 

And I, should mention what

Pinkenba means because it doesn't mean hot

That place, is far from Manly

Just like his wife, and unlike his man, see?

... Ain't afraid of no ghosts.

 

No.

 

She isn't even scared.

Life is pretty alright for me now. I wanted to totally die in the first half of this year. Now, I have a girlfriend who adores the fuck outta me, I am in a uni course I really enjoy, I have a low-paying job and I am in a band with 3 great dudes and we're starting to play places now and shit.