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8/23/2006 The pirate-metal-inspiration guy lives!Here's a little ditty
'bout Jack and Diane
He was a pussy-boy
"She" was a man
They met in prison
She was there for the sex
And he was the bitch
Of some guy named Tex
Oh yeah, life goes on
Even after one's ass virginity's gone
Oh yeah, in their time in the slammer
Both of their asses were relentlessly hammered
Here's a story
'bout David and Jan
She used to eat
Lots of buckets of flan
He said if she got
fatter he'd go
She complained
Her metabolism was slow
Oh yeah, those scales go on
Especially after one's self-esteem is gone
Oh yeah, the numbers kept growing
And her weight showed no sign of slowing
Now here's a tale
'bout a guy named Stan
A born and bred
Native San Fransiscan
He got married
To his best mate Mark
A legally binding
Drunken lark
Oh yeah, life drags on
Through the dirt when one's inheritance is gone
Oh yeah, his marriage is over
I mean the one to his wife, his Pinkenba lover
Now let me tell you
About a girl named Chloe
All the guys in town
Called her 'blowey'
They're not from Banyo
They're just all assholes
On top of her head
She had a blowhole
Oh yeah, that girl carries on
Like no piece of her skull is gone
Oh yeah, that name is swell
Since she also gives fellatio well
And I, should mention what
Pinkenba means because it doesn't mean hot
That place, is far from Manly
Just like his wife, and unlike his man, see? Comments (4)
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