I was sitting there, eating a crispy chicken burger with no sour cream and extra taco sauce today, and I thought it was the best thing ever. Then I thought "No! The best thing ever is... A hot girl... Who makes jokes in a World Of Warcraft context... And she works at the flamethrower store." THAT, is the best thing ever.

 

I'm not proud to work at Maccas, but it isn't bad. It's like telling your wife you're working late, and then going to a gay sex club to have gay sex. You're not proud of it, but you like it.

 

Also, how would you be to be named Gary? Gary. Ga-ry. GARY!